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 Corey Sales Associate
Expertise:American Music, Seduction, and Pizza
My name is Corey and I was born in Westminster. I am currently boycotting the Taco Bell in Towson, and all Taco Bells for that matter, until they bring back the Cheesy Gordita Crunch. I’m also boycotting Frito Lay until I get my salsa Doritos. “Willy and the Poor Boys” is a better Creedence album than “Cosmo’s Factory”. I am the absolute monarch of burping. You can smoke in my house, and its really the only reason people come over. I once had someone clean my bathroom and I paid them in 40s. I Don’t mind chopping wood and I don’t care if the money’s no good. I know more about Eric Clapton than you ever will. (Was he in a band ever?) Hey Cattle! Paul Taylor is my daily reason for living. Check out my band The Herd of Main Street www.myspace.com/theherdofmainstreet
Necessity is the mother of invention.
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